OPS Kentang! by the BUMPers… (:

Alrite! Yes OPS Kentang! Why OPS Kentang?? Or maybe you’re wondering what it is?? You know there’s OPS Sikap, OPS this OPS that in Malaysia… And making use of our national language… So we decided to name our unique gameplan, OPS Kentang!! (; and yeah our team name is B.U.M.P. (Bloggers Unite for Mister Potato)!! So that makes people call us, the BUMPers!! Hey BUMPers! Our theme song!! My Humps BUMP, My Humps BUMP My Humps BUMP My Humps BUMP (Black Eyed Peas’ My Humps song)~ Hahahah.. You see how creative we are?? LOL! Okayy.. Some of you might say its lame.. But hey, we’re considered not bad rite compared to the other teams in Project Trafford?? Ritee??? We have our group name, our gameplan name, our theme song and so on… (=

Okay back to the point… Referring to the post I’ve posted before, I’ve talked about Mister Potato… They are currently having a contest… So lemme explain to you all out there how the contest actually works… First and foremost, you need to collect as many canister seals of Mister Potato tube OR 55g & 85g of Mister Potato empty packs…

The points system would be like this:

Canister Seal = 3 points

85g Pack = 2 points

55g Pack = 1 point

The more you collect, the more points you get… Thus, you would stand a chance to win the Old Trafford tickets!!

It includes a trip to watch Manchester United play LIVE in Old Trafford and also an exclusive special invitation to explore the whole Old Trafford stadium including the football field, the dressing room, the canteen and so on… But it’s only limited to 30 tickets only… So if you really want to go, better act fast!

Plus, when Christiano Ronaldo’s hungry,

I’m sure you wouldn’t want to miss out the chance to see him eating Mister Potato LIVE rite???? Imagine him celebrating his goal with a tube of Mister Potato chips… Woot! That would definitely grab people’s attention! LOLOL!

In addition to that, the top 3 highest points collector would also get RM5,000 cash each!! wooOt!

Does that excite you or what?? Not only you could go Old Trafford for free, but you could also use your RM5,000 winning cash to go shopping in UK!! Besides that, there’s also monthly prizes for all of you out there! The top 5 monthly points collector would get themselves an autographed football club jersey by Christiano Ronaldo, Michael Ballack, Fernando Torres, Francesc Fabregas, & Nani!!

You see that?? So much benefits if you join this contest!! Well, if you’d like to find out more information regarding the contest, you could always go to Mister Potato Website…

So, what are you waiting for?? If you do not want to miss the chance to win all these awesome yet amazing prizes, go go go!! Go grab some Mister Potato chips from your nearest groceries store or supermarket and start collecting your points!! (=

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So now… after explaining the contest details to all of you, my team had decided to come up with this awesome plan!! Heheheee… We (Pinkpau, Justina, Ping Ping, Clare, Mr Badak & ME) decided to join this contest as well… And we are planning to raid win all the 30 Old Trafford tickets for ourselves too!! YES! Don’t think that’s impossible for us okay! You guys out there who wants to take part in this contest would have to kidnap us compete with us in order to get your hands on those attractive prizes! Mwahahaha! We’d like to share to the public on what we’ve planned… Yaa.. I’m letting you all know our plans just to give you guys a chance to think of some ways to TRY to overcome our plans!! I said TRY… Hehee…

So yaa… Although my team members are all scattered around the different states in Malaysia, and one more in the United States, we’re still very enthusiastic about this contest!!

As for Timothy Tiah’s group, they have their own Google Group for their group’s online discussion… We too have our own forum! To share our ideas and opinions online since everyone’s scattered around… Besides that, Justina’s timezone in the US is like 12 hours difference??? So it would be a little difficult to online MSN at the same time… Hahaha… So yaa, our forum has been put into good use! All dirty little secrets in there… Hehehee… (;

We’re gonna work together as a team to collect as many points as we could so that the Old Trafford tickets would come to our hands!! (;

So now lemme ask a question… I’m sure all of you watched American production movies or series before RITEE??? Don’t tell me never… Because I know that you’re lying… Hahaha! Okay how about those shows that has American police forces in it??? You’ve seen any of them???

Maybe the famous TV series Prison Break???

Or maybe the all-time favourite cartoon series which has turned into a movie, The Simpsons???

Yes… I’m sure most of you did… Have you all actually wondered why do police forces in America feeds on donuts everytime??? Or maybe you don’t even know they eat donuts??? lolol… Don’t worry, I didn’t actually realize about this too until Justina who’s in the US told me…

The fact is, the police forces in the US were provided with a lifetime supply of donuts everyday!!!! How can you believe that!?!? How I wish they could supply me donuts everyday too… Mwahahahhah!

Well, another fact is the police officers in the US are sometimes known as the Donuts Police! With their ohh-so-kyoot slogan, “To Protect The DONUTS!!” LOLOL!

So yaa.. As we came to know about this fact, we came up with this idea… Why not we Malaysian implement the same concept towards our Polis Diraja Malaysia as well?? Well, to like so called ‘appreciate’ you know… Hahaha! On what they’ve done to our country and stuff like that… BUT! We were thinking… Instead of using donuts which makes us look like copycats who copies US punya idea, why not we substitute it with our ohh-so-delicious MISTER POTATO chips!! Wouldn’t that be great?? Say YES! Hahaha! Imagine this… Our Polis Diraja Malaysia consumes Mister Potato chips… Ohh! It would be a perfect combination and it’d be ohh-so-wonderful!! Awwww~~ xD

So now, this is our plan… These would be our duties and where would we be stationed in…

• - Pinkpau (Team Leader/Chief Communication Officer)

• - Justina (Chief Operation Officer)

• - Ping Ping (Regional Manager)

• - Clare (Regional Manager)

• - Mr Badak (Regional Manager)

• - Bryan (Regional Manager)

Okay, so what’s with these region manager and officer stuff you ask?? Well, we had written a proposal letter to both Polis Diraja Malaysia & Mister Potato… We’ve asked Mister Potato to sponsor Polis Diraja Malaysia lifetime 5 months supply of Mister Potato chips (time duration of which Mister Potato contest would be going on)… Now that Mister Potato has agreed on sponsoring chips for our police forces, we just need to wait for a YES answer from the Polis Diraja Malaysia… If they were to accept our proposal, it would benefit both parties, Mister Potato & Polis Diraja Malaysia! Why??

1) As it is, Mister Potato is already pretty much a household name in Malaysia. This sponsorship would boost its public image by leaps and bounds – Mister Potato is a civic conscious brand, recognizing the efforts of our Polis Diraja Malaysia.

2) In fact, they can even boast this new slogan: “Mister Potato – Helping to make Malaysia a Safer Place!” So cool! Then the logo of Mister Potato can wear a police cap instead of his big Mexican hat for promotional purposes

3) It would definitely be the talk of the town! No other advertising campaign would be as effective because it is the first time in history such a partnership has ever been attempted. Just imagine all the news coverage they would get!!

4) This would be cheaper than a full-scale, nationwide advertising campaign on TV, Newspapers, Billboards, etc. for 5 consecutive months…

5) Existing distribution systems can be utilized with minimal or no extra delivery costs. Mister Potato delivery trucks could just drop off the Polis’ monthly supply of potato chips at designated stores or hypermarkets close to the police stations in that area while they are doing their rounds, then a representative of the station can go collect it.

6) And more……

Quoted from Justina

So now that we kinda helped Mister Potato in thinking of an effective way to promote their brand and also for getting Polis Diraja Malaysia free supply of Mister Potato, all that we want to ask in return is that… The police forces to keep and not to throw the empty packs and seals of Mister Potato away…

My own plan for the region I’m supposed to be incharge is to set up Recycle Mister Potato bins at various police booths in the regions stated in the map above…

So that means I’ll place the Mister Potato bins at every police booths available in the Southern Region of Malaysia… But, how am I gonna do that?? I’m based in KL/PJ and the region I’m incharge consists of Pahang, Melaka, Johor, etc etc as well…

Well, nothing is impossible okay! You see, Inspector Gadget has his own Go-Go-Gadget Mobile, Batman has his own Dark Knight Mobile… So how can I be left out?!?? Me too must have my own mobile!! And since I’ve just had gotten my driving licence few months ago, my mum rewarded me with an ohh-so-kyoot mini car!! Presenting to you, my Mister Potato Mobile!! Taadaaa~~

I’m gonna drive this Mister Potato mobile around the region every end of the month to collect all the empty Mister Potato packs and seals from the various police booths… And due to the recent petrol price hike, this car has been modified to be installed with the NGV system and it’s so much cheaper than using petrol fuel everyday… Mwahahahah! Hey! Do not ever look down on my Mister Potato mobile okayy! It’s freakin’ awesome!! Very addictive!! Woot~ =P

Btw, check out my BUMP team members’ individual plan too! Yes, they each have their own individual plan… And Justina who’s in the US is the game planner… Haha!

Pinkpau , Justina , Ping Ping , Clare , Mr Badak

Anyway here are some of the crucial statistics we’ve figured out:

Yup yup! Wa lao ehh… Can you imagine that??!?!? Few hundred thousand seals and packs every month if we were to compile our regions’ seals and packs together… How could we possibly not to win with this awesomely large amount of seals and packs?!??!? Its wayyyyyyy more than enough man… LOLOL!

So there you go guys and girls out there! We’re now throwing a challenge to you all… Since our plan would most likely gain a lot A LOT of seals and empty packs, we challenge you to overcome/defeat our plans! Make sure that we do not get our hands onto those 30 tickets!! What are you waiting for?? Go get your thinking hat and start brainstorming for ideas!! Or else the 30 tickets would be OURS!!! Muahahahahahhaahha!!!

I’ll be happy if you’d tell me what’s your plan to overcome our brilliant idea too! Don’t be shy k… Hahaha!

So while you guys out there do your brainstorms and stuff, I’ll just standby for a moment here and enjoy munching my Mister Potato chips first… Then once the Polis Diraja Malaysia had replied us, my group would then start carrying out our ohh-so-brilliant plan!! xD

Cheers,

BrYAn!

p/s: OMG… I’m so so soooo sorry for my lame-ness… Can’t help it but to make it lamer… >.<

2nd p/s: So so sorry for the such a long post also… I know… Very cheong hei… Forgive me! Haha!

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